I'm going to have to bring this up.  I never knew what it was until now.  I've sung the lyric but never took in what he was talking about.  One word... Falsetto.

Now I know you're thinking "Okay what about it.... 

So I ask the question: Have you ever had the opportunity to hit your falsetto?  Seriously it is possible and once you hit it you'll never look at sex the same again.

The 3% of men that can help you accomplish this are very hard to find.  It is worth the search though.  Usually when a woman is on top it easier for her to achieve an organism but if a man can add the elevator to the formula you will definitely hit your falsetto.

Those of you who don't know what the elevator is pay attention.  It is when you’re on top and your man periodically surprises you by lifting his entire bottom up hitting the hell out of your G spot.  If you have not experienced this then hurry up and get it done.  You need to call 1-800-DICK-DWN for an emergency session.  This will change your whole sexual experience.  I guarantee it!

To the small ratio of men that are hooking women up thanks.  I have to thank the men who working overtime to make women hit a new high.  Who knew this existed?  Mind-blowing sex like this will have you writing men poetry and some more shit.  It truly is unbelievable.

Remember if you ever get sex like this it could be a curse.  Getting addicted and not having your product there will drive a woman to rehab.  If you think drug addicts have problems you haven’t seen anything.  Having dick-drawal will make you insane.

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